Transcript of my roommate and I this evening, as I watched Planet Earth:
A: Erin, can we get a polar bear cub?
E: First thing tomorrow.
A: Hooray!
E: Do you think we can get them at Agway?
A: Dunno. Ask Renee.
E: Okay, I'll text her.... Do you think Nevin will let us have one?
A: Of course. It's a polar bear cub. Who could say no to that?
E: Right. Because it wouldn't make any messes.
A: Nope. Wouldn't eat a thing.
E: Would you potty train it?
A: No idea.
E: Yeah, you best do your research on that.
A: True dat.
E: Wait, did you just say "true dat"?
A: Uh, maybe...
E: Have you had anything to drink tonight?
A: No!
E: Well we better get some.
A: Wait, why?
E: Because no one should say "true dat" while sober.
15 years ago
2 comments:
I just came about thisclose to laughing out loud while sitting in a very serious study lounge.
On another note, we haven't had a phone date in ages. This needs to be corrected.
Oh good. I love making people laugh at completely inappropriate times. The world needs more of it.
Also, I was just thinking earlier today that I haven't talked to you in far too long. I agree--correction must ensue.
Post a Comment